2008年2月24日 星期日

Exams...

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student:
  1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left - 313. Fine. Quite a number of days left but wait.
  2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left - 263. Still, quite a lot of time left.
  3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE. Days left - 141. There,half the year gone.
  4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means - 15 days. Days left - 126. Time's getting lesser.
  5. 2 hours daily for food and other delicacies (chewing properly and swallowing) means - 30 days. Days left - 96. There you go, less than a hundred left.
  6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) means - 15 days. Days left - 81. Even lesser.
  7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days. Days left - 46. Just a month and more left.
  8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days. Days left -6. Not even a week left.
  9. For sickness - at least 3 days. Days left - 3. That's seriously little.
  10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left. There, left with 24 hours!
  11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day?! Balance=0!
How can a student pass ?!?!?!?!?!